- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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