How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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