What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Ebola

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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