- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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