what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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penis

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Terry has ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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