- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the man with no head say to the women?

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Ben Corbishley

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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