LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Tim and Eric

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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