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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

say it ten times fast: oh

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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