- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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