- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

I like the color potato.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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