What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

AIDS.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

cats are pussies

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Your mom is so nice.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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