- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Neither did she.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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