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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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