Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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