Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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