What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Corn Muffins

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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