What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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