- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What is the name of the car? What

Michel Moor on a die...

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Gay republicans

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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