- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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