How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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