why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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I am very humble.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A fat guy!

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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sdfrgtyuki

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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