- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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