- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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