- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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