- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How high is the sky? True or False

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

hey guys im gay

WHAT THE BABIES?!

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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