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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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