the midget went to the midget store

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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XD Jackass.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Anti Joke

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