- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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