- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Boys have swag, real men have class

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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