- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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