- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Women's Rights

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Get up Look in the mirror

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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