- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How High is a Chinese man

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Gingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Mogok Papiti.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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