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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Politics

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A baby seal walks into a club.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

My mum is called Steve

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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