- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

are u black unlucky

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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