- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

A man walks into a vagina

Two planes walk into an office building

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