that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

360 NO SCOPE

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

kaite is dumb that is true

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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