"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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willam dafoe

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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