There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Double-whammy

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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