Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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black people

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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punchline below punchline above

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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