A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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