Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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diarrhea.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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I had a submarine.... once

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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baloney sandwich

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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