- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

the sky is green no it is not

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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