why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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#IHateHashtags

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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