- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock Knock CUM IN!

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Do the roar!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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