What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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