why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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