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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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