I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Roses are flowers.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Anti Joke

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