- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

A man did not like this site

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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