what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Your Mom

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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