- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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