- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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