- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

no pun intended

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??