why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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i had sex.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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penis

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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