Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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