Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A fat guy!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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