Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Can midgets still have big dreams?

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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