- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

why did the zebra cross the road?

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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