- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

whats worse than gill? nothing

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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