- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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