- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Cheese

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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