What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

snooki

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Nah

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Anti Joke

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