What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

YEAH THEY DO!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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